I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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