The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Do vagina's smell?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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