i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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