I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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