You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
