I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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