Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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