i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it's like iHOP with fire
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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