Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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