So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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