I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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