This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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