why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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