What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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