I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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