school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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