i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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