Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
