Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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