How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize