What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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