I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Shame - the story of my life.
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