Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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