I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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