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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

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(443): View more from Maryland

you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went

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(630): View more from Illinois

just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea

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(713): View more from Texas

He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance

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(303): View more from Colorado

she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone

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(253): View more from Washington

I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.

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(904): View more from Florida

I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not

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(812): View more from Indiana

Baby Shark came on during sex.

(812): View more from Indiana

She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?

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