i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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