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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(785): View more from Kansas

I found those 18 whoppers we bought.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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(708): View more from Illinois

Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.

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(972): View more from Texas

he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN

(1-412): View more from Pennsylvania

how did i know this would happen?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?

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