i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
