is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
