party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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