quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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