do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize