Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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