i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
we should paint friendship bongs
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