dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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