Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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