well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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