Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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