Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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