Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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