Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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