Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
