They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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