i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When did angry sex become our thing?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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