Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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