Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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