My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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