ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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