Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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