what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize