hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
