He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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