hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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