you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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